if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(Source: eudaldo)

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life